Bite Me

I'm the $3.99 Chunky Chicken Pot Pie from KFC and you hate me. I'm the poster child for the very tragic post-peak-oil, car-dependent, suburban, obese, attention-deficit, big-agro, cookie-cutter corporate franchised entirely potentially apocalyptic societal shit-bag that we live in. Worse, I'm primarily consumed by poor unsightly folk who probably don't have the sense to bike to work or extend their gardening season with a simple winter cold frame. As such, it really doesn't matter that I'm healthy, cheap and delicious.